from now on im not taking selfies unless they incorporate poorly greenscreened pictures of animals doing human things
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im daniel jones im 18 and i live in england
a straight girl honestly once said to me “i dont know why guys have such a problem with gay men like how stupid get over it!! lesbians freak me out though” and then later that year she had some kind of liver problem and her skin turned yellow and i feel like i may have caused that inadvertently with the power of my negative vibes
if anyone makes a memorial fb page for me when i die im coming back to haunt all of u
i cant believe ke$has cat mr. peep$ is verified on twitter and im not
remember the whole creepypasta squidwards suicide thing from like 4 years ago well the other day in class my friend started talking about how scary it was and i asked her if she knew the whole thing was a joke and she was like NO DAN ITS NOT A JOKE THERES A VIDEO AND EVERYTHING and i was like “oh right because no one in the world is capable of making a video and putting it on youtube” and my chemistry teacher said “dan youre way too serious when it comes to spongebob” and the whole class laughed at me
